When I gave my darling wife away to Denise 2 nights ago for her class outing, I thought to myself,

“WHATTHEHECK WAS I THINKING?!”

…

Ok I lied. That would have been my mentality two years ago when I was still a stingy hunk — I never did
imply though that I am no longer stingy nor am I less hunky now, just that I have probably toned down a
little on that stingy side while maintaining the hunkiness in me still.

Or maybe, just maybe, I may have grown much hunkier now thank you.

:P

Anyway as I was saying, my wife had been sleeping with Denise for the past two nights now and it must
have definitely been two SUPERB nights for Denise. Of course! There is no one better than my marvelously
beautiful, ravishing, spectacular and hot wifey. Oh my gosh as I am typing now I cannot imagine just what
Denise is doing to my favourite wife currently — there is such a strong hint of jealousy in my heart right
now omgomgomg.

x)

Thanks to my generosity, life is no longer the same without my wifey..

“My tears are flowing for you
As my mind wonders and heart beats
My body is nothing without you

I know I’m nothing without you…”

- Gary R. Hess

*sobs*

BUT,

I am not saying that I cannot achieve all the greatness in life without her. I mean, it will be hard but
it is not impossible at all. I can always depend on my sweet old original wife to pleasure my senses
especially this ever hungry sight of mine. She still feels good in my hands and I have always liked what
I saw whenever I had my fingers on her. She had practised me so well, I can safely say I am so confident
of my self — I know I have what it takes to excite others!

So why does people keep saying that they will not be able to produce all the good babies without all
the good wifeys? Most of the time, the hubbys are the only thing that matter!

Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you all the beauties in the world that can come out of you,
even without the best of wifeys!

(Taken with Panasonic DMC-FZ50 10.1MP Point & Shoot Camera)

(Taken with Canon PowerShot G9 12.1MP Point & Shoot Camera)

(Taken with Canon PowerShot A550 7.1MP Point & Shoot Camera)

(Taken with Nikon Coolpix P50 8.1MP Point & Shoot Camera)

(Taken with Panasonic DMC-FZ7 6MP Point & Shoot Camera)

(Taken with Fujifilm FinePix F30 6.3MP Point & Shoot Camera)

(Taken with Apple iPhone 2MP Cameraphone)

(Taken with SAMART i-mobile 902 8MP Cameraphone)

(Taken with Nokia N95 5MP Cameraphone)

(Taken with Sony Ericsson K800i 3.2MP Cameraphone)

I hope you were all inspired by these magnificient products!

Now that I have stated this, this does not mean that we can live well by sticking with the mediocre bunch forever.
In fact, every good hubby deserves a wifey just as good, right?

Now, I demand that I be served by the Goddess, the

CANON EOS 5D MK2!!

Come to Papa..

x)